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obsessedwithhiddles:

This is the full version that I found and WTF THIS IS AMAZING

If Hogwarts had wifi

star-trekking-in-the-tardis:

Picture this:

  • Muggleborns getting together—maybe even getting some purebloods to join—to try to get wifi in Hogwarts
  • After succeeding half of them getting straight on Tumblr
  • Purebloods being mystified by the gifs like “woah Muggles have moving pictures too”
  • Purebloods just being mystified by…

seleneinseattle:

Okay there’s a lot of muggleborn headcanons out there but what about squib headcanons?

Squibs who discover latent magic ability and use their limited powers to become famous muggle magicians.

Squibs who make up for their lack of magic by studying theoretical magics like divination and ending up as renowned soothsayers.

Squibs who use their knowledge of the the magical world to write a wildly successful book series based on the magic school they always wanted to go to.

http://siriusish.tumblr.com/post/80897257274/muggleborns-putting-on-the-macarena-at-hogwarts

siriusish:

muggleborns putting on the macarena at hogwarts school discos and all dancing to it in the middle of the room and some of the purebloods are practicing at the side of the dancefloor and falling into each other

muggleborns putting charms on other students to make them say nothing but cheesy movie…

cornbeefroast:

Can you imagine a muggleborn getting asked why they’re attending Hogwarts. And they stand up and shout,

'Cause' I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST' another one stands,

'LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS' and the purebloods are like 'not again'.

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

(via seeker-breakdown)

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes, via seeker-breakdown)

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Such Manhood is Called Foolery When it Stands Against a Falling Fabric

thfrustration:

TITLE: Such Manhood is Called Foolery When it Stands Against a Falling Fabric

CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: One shot

AUTHOR: Matchgirl42

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor!Tom/Caius Martius Coriolanus

GENRE: Coriolanus/RPF

FIC SUMMARY: Actor!Tom surprises his lover (reader) when she gets home with a…

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hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

Title: I Like to Play Rough 

Chapter 6 (Conclusion) (Chapter 1,234, 5)

Summary: Tom has a special day planned for you but a blindfold changes those plans.  

Author: hiddlesherethereeverywhere 

Character: Actor Tom and Female Reader, Reader’s Perspective

Genre: Romance, Smut

Rating: Mature. NSFW. For sex, sub/dom, language

                “Tom, can I take this off yet?”

                “Just a bit farther, love.” He replies. He has one long arm wrapped around your waist, leading you forward.

                The blindfold had been his idea. “Today is going to be full of surprises,” he promised that afternoon with a wide grin. He ushered you into the Jag and when he produced the blindfold, you immediately had naughty thoughts. To your dismay, his intentions were far more innocent.

                “I can’t have you figuring out my master plan,” he teased, tying the fabric around your eyes. The world went dark.

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God damn